King of the hill

[Soyabarian Empire]

Pretty simple game you write down here how you take over this pretty little imaginary hill over here

good: I send over 10 k ninja's to kill you

bad: I'm king of the hill now

[Ayzek]

I claim the hill, and by administrative right, I am its rightful sovereign.

[Soyabarian Empire]

I disagree, I come on the hill stab you in the bag let a goblin rape you in the place you most expect it then let you roll down the hill, now I am king of the hill

[Seperallis]

*builds his own hill*

*sits on it*

[Adwest]

*uses eminent domain to claim the two hills*

[Seperallis]

*puts dirt between the two hills, joining them and making them one tall hill.*

*sits on the hill*

[Jamzor the Jaxxor]

I borrow an army of Easterlings from Sauron and conquer the hill. I am now king of the hill.

[Seperallis]

I use my Chinese-given global warming powers to wash you away from the hill, then claim it as my own because it's all just a very elaborate hoax.

[Severyane]

Okay, it's my turn? I buy the hill. I buy the whole hill, and the land underneath it, and the chairs you're all sitting in, and I burn your pathetic excuses for cities to the ground. I bought the utilities too, so no emergency services arrive and the water's been cut. Since I own the hill, and it's the only thing around for miles now, I build a jail. Since I own the only jail, I employ all of the police and I send them in to beat your newly homeless citizens to death. I make them start with the children. I make the parents watch, then I line up the survivors Gangland-style and execute them against the scorched ruins of their homes. Don't worry, you can have the base of the hill. Dig up the dirt and bury your dead there.

[Seperallis]

I am Venezuela. Therefore I seize the hill from the foreign capitalist pig-dog with no right or recompense, but no one can do anything about it.

For I am Venezuela, and it is my hill.