King of the hill

[Adwest]

I overthrow the Venezuelan government, throwing the country into anarchy. In the midst of chaos, I seize the title to the hill.

I am King of the Hill.

[Seperallis]

Your hill is on the back of the checkers board, though. I have been kinged.

[Ayzek]

I. AM. YOUR. KING.

And lo, the hill stirred to life and moved to rest beneath my feet.

[Seperallis]

Everything the light touches is my kingdom.

That includes my hill, over which I am the king.

[Ayzek]

I TURN OFF THE LIGHT AND SEIZE MY HILL, FOR IT IS MY DIVINE RIGHT.

[Seperallis]

I am the divine. I fill the world with a mighty flood to wash away your unclean masses off my hill.

[Ayzek]

THE MIGHTY FLOOD KNOWS WHO ITS TRUE MASTER IS, INSTEAD WASHING YOU AWAY AND LEAVING ME AT THE CREST OF THE HILL.

[Seperallis]

I am the hill. I eat you. I am king of myself.

[Ayzek]

Hills are sentient, silly. I shake you awake and kick you off my hill.

[Seperallis]

I land on another hill, which is actually a part of the same hill, just higher up. Because I am at the top of the hill, it is my hill.