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King of the hill - Soyabarian Empire - 10-07-2016
Pretty simple game you write down here how you take over this pretty little imaginary hill over here
good: I send over 10 k ninja's to kill you
bad: I'm king of the hill now
RE: King of the hill - Ayzek - 10-08-2016
I claim the hill, and by administrative right, I am its rightful sovereign.
RE: King of the hill - Soyabarian Empire - 10-08-2016
I disagree, I come on the hill stab you in the bag let a goblin rape you in the place you most expect it then let you roll down the hill, now I am king of the hill
RE: King of the hill - Seperallis - 12-21-2016
*builds his own hill*
*sits on it*
RE: King of the hill - Adwest - 04-21-2017
*uses eminent domain to claim the two hills*
RE: King of the hill - Seperallis - 04-23-2017
*puts dirt between the two hills, joining them and making them one tall hill.*
*sits on the hill*
RE: King of the hill - Jamzor the Jaxxor - 04-24-2017
I borrow an army of Easterlings from Sauron and conquer the hill. I am now king of the hill.
RE: King of the hill - Seperallis - 04-24-2017
I use my Chinese-given global warming powers to wash you away from the hill, then claim it as my own because it's all just a very elaborate hoax.
RE: King of the hill - Severyane - 04-24-2017
Okay, it's my turn? I buy the hill. I buy the whole hill, and the land underneath it, and the chairs you're all sitting in, and I burn your pathetic excuses for cities to the ground. I bought the utilities too, so no emergency services arrive and the water's been cut. Since I own the hill, and it's the only thing around for miles now, I build a jail. Since I own the only jail, I employ all of the police and I send them in to beat your newly homeless citizens to death. I make them start with the children. I make the parents watch, then I line up the survivors Gangland-style and execute them against the scorched ruins of their homes. Don't worry, you can have the base of the hill. Dig up the dirt and bury your dead there.
RE: King of the hill - Seperallis - 04-24-2017
I am Venezuela. Therefore I seize the hill from the foreign capitalist pig-dog with no right or recompense, but no one can do anything about it.
For I am Venezuela, and it is my hill.