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Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016
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Eternity Recruitment Telegram Wrote:Hello, good sir or madam (or whatever title of respect you feel applies to your gender identity)!

I am [nation=short_name]Imperial Monkeys[/nation] and I'm bothering you today to invite you to [region=Eternity], a RP-focused community that also does other things! Like more role play. And geek out over video games. And sometimes, rarely, if you nab the right people: play video games together. But mostly just mess around and conspire on the chat.

If you want some nifty offsite RP—primarily reasonably-realistic Modern-to-Post Modern Tech—in a friendly and constructive environment, hop on by. The region may look young, but it's built on the foundations of previous role-play communities and consequently has well-developed role play systems and a solid user-base (currently over 20 daily users!). Don't let the deserted regional message board fool you; we're fairly active on the boards: http://board.eternityrpc.com.

If Modern Tech isn't your favorite cup of tea, we're also developing a High Fantasy RP section in Andlosheim and have a dedicated space for user-lead alternative role plays, like Pokémans, Hetalia, or whatever may come to your imagination! Seriously! We're almost always up for anything fun.

Tons of no-homo (unless you want it ;D) love,
[nation=short_name]Imperial Monkeys[/nation]

PS: That was a joke. The love is mine. You can't have it.

Any suggestions on edits or expansions? I feel it's kinda bare. >_>
Role Play States

Holy Lanlanian Empire
Holy Emperor: Feryn I
Prime Minister: Klaus Lofgren
The Holy Lanlanian Empire is a multi-ethnic state based in western Brigidna with territories all across the globe. It is a relic of an older age, an absolute monarchy hidden under a functioning democracy. The empire has historically been the world's leading power, though has long been in decline and was recently overtaken by the Republic of Nyland. Nonetheless, the empire is not an opponent to take lightly.

Ishnalli Empire
Empress: Lanryu-il
Chancellor: IDEK
The greatest country in the world. It's YUUUUGGGEEEE.
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#2
I've sent the above monstrosity to 5000 new nations. Worship me.

Edit: feedback still wouldn't hurt.
Role Play States

Holy Lanlanian Empire
Holy Emperor: Feryn I
Prime Minister: Klaus Lofgren
The Holy Lanlanian Empire is a multi-ethnic state based in western Brigidna with territories all across the globe. It is a relic of an older age, an absolute monarchy hidden under a functioning democracy. The empire has historically been the world's leading power, though has long been in decline and was recently overtaken by the Republic of Nyland. Nonetheless, the empire is not an opponent to take lightly.

Ishnalli Empire
Empress: Lanryu-il
Chancellor: IDEK
The greatest country in the world. It's YUUUUGGGEEEE.
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#3
Seemed fine when I last read it, but I'm bad at them, so...
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#4
Ummm....hmmmmmm......I mean its fine; I just don't know about being upfront with that humor style.
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#5
Lines is incapable of turning that humor, off, though. It's what he does. It is a part of him. If he stopped, he wouldn't be Lines anymore, he'd be...like...Steve or something.

Fuck Steve.
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#6
YEAH. Why do you want me to be boring, URE? That won't make people love you more than me. >Sad
Role Play States

Holy Lanlanian Empire
Holy Emperor: Feryn I
Prime Minister: Klaus Lofgren
The Holy Lanlanian Empire is a multi-ethnic state based in western Brigidna with territories all across the globe. It is a relic of an older age, an absolute monarchy hidden under a functioning democracy. The empire has historically been the world's leading power, though has long been in decline and was recently overtaken by the Republic of Nyland. Nonetheless, the empire is not an opponent to take lightly.

Ishnalli Empire
Empress: Lanryu-il
Chancellor: IDEK
The greatest country in the world. It's YUUUUGGGEEEE.
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#7
My arguement is that many people might turn to another telegram right away; as well as the fact a few other big regions (I believe one called Spritus) use a similar humour in their telegram.
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#8
Maybe just:

"Hello, good sir or madam or other!"
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