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Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Ayzek - 09-27-2016

Eternity Recruitment Telegram Wrote:Hello, good sir or madam (or whatever title of respect you feel applies to your gender identity)!

I am [nation=short_name]Imperial Monkeys[/nation] and I'm bothering you today to invite you to [region=Eternity], a RP-focused community that also does other things! Like more role play. And geek out over video games. And sometimes, rarely, if you nab the right people: play video games together. But mostly just mess around and conspire on the chat.

If you want some nifty offsite RP—primarily reasonably-realistic Modern-to-Post Modern Tech—in a friendly and constructive environment, hop on by. The region may look young, but it's built on the foundations of previous role-play communities and consequently has well-developed role play systems and a solid user-base (currently over 20 daily users!). Don't let the deserted regional message board fool you; we're fairly active on the boards: http://board.eternityrpc.com.

If Modern Tech isn't your favorite cup of tea, we're also developing a High Fantasy RP section in Andlosheim and have a dedicated space for user-lead alternative role plays, like Pokémans, Hetalia, or whatever may come to your imagination! Seriously! We're almost always up for anything fun.

Tons of no-homo (unless you want it ;D) love,
[nation=short_name]Imperial Monkeys[/nation]

PS: That was a joke. The love is mine. You can't have it.

Any suggestions on edits or expansions? I feel it's kinda bare. >_>


RE: Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Ayzek - 12-21-2016

I've sent the above monstrosity to 5000 new nations. Worship me.

Edit: feedback still wouldn't hurt.


RE: Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Seperallis - 12-22-2016

Seemed fine when I last read it, but I'm bad at them, so...


RE: Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Rommy - 12-23-2016

Ummm....hmmmmmm......I mean its fine; I just don't know about being upfront with that humor style.


RE: Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Seperallis - 12-23-2016

Lines is incapable of turning that humor, off, though. It's what he does. It is a part of him. If he stopped, he wouldn't be Lines anymore, he'd be...like...Steve or something.

Fuck Steve.


RE: Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Ayzek - 12-23-2016

YEAH. Why do you want me to be boring, URE? That won't make people love you more than me. >Sad


RE: Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Rommy - 12-25-2016

My arguement is that many people might turn to another telegram right away; as well as the fact a few other big regions (I believe one called Spritus) use a similar humour in their telegram.


RE: Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016 - Seperallis - 12-28-2016

Maybe just:

"Hello, good sir or madam or other!"