Recruitment Telegram, c. 2016

[Ayzek]

Hello, good sir or madam (or whatever title of respect you feel applies to your gender identity)!

I am [nation=short_name]Imperial Monkeys[/nation] and I'm bothering you today to invite you to [region=Eternity], a RP-focused community that also does other things! Like more role play. And geek out over video games. And sometimes, rarely, if you nab the right people: play video games together. But mostly just mess around and conspire on the chat.

If you want some nifty offsite RP—primarily reasonably-realistic Modern-to-Post Modern Tech—in a friendly and constructive environment, hop on by. The region may look young, but it's built on the foundations of previous role-play communities and consequently has well-developed role play systems and a solid user-base (currently over 20 daily users!). Don't let the deserted regional message board fool you; we're fairly active on the boards: http://board.eternityrpc.com.

If Modern Tech isn't your favorite cup of tea, we're also developing a High Fantasy RP section in Andlosheim and have a dedicated space for user-lead alternative role plays, like Pokémans, Hetalia, or whatever may come to your imagination! Seriously! We're almost always up for anything fun.

Tons of no-homo (unless you want it ;D) love,
[nation=short_name]Imperial Monkeys[/nation]

PS: That was a joke. The love is mine. You can't have it.

Any suggestions on edits or expansions? I feel it's kinda bare. >_>