King of the hill

[Severyane]

Okay, it's my turn? I buy the hill. I buy the whole hill, and the land underneath it, and the chairs you're all sitting in, and I burn your pathetic excuses for cities to the ground. I bought the utilities too, so no emergency services arrive and the water's been cut. Since I own the hill, and it's the only thing around for miles now, I build a jail. Since I own the only jail, I employ all of the police and I send them in to beat your newly homeless citizens to death. I make them start with the children. I make the parents watch, then I line up the survivors Gangland-style and execute them against the scorched ruins of their homes. Don't worry, you can have the base of the hill. Dig up the dirt and bury your dead there.