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National-Communist leader slams President Kohout's declaration
By Johannes Kroon
Published: 21 Zechyr 1582 CE


National-Communist leader Martin Lindahl.


Nyköping - Chariman of the National-Communist Party, Martin Lindahl, criticized president Kohout's pledge to fight fascism, calling it a "pipe dream". In the provocative press release, Lindahl, founder of the recently established National-Communist Party of Nyland, has issued a scathing criticism of Nyland's current and former administration.

"President Kohout's speech about a Nyland which represents freedom, justice and fairness, a Nyland that stands up for what is right, may have sounded very motivational and uplifting, but the fact of the matter is that his desire to bring the fight to the fascists, is nothing more than a pipe dream. As nice as it would be to make a stand against the evil that is fascism, Nyland's current state renders it unable to do anything but issue a few stern words.

Our economy is in a sorry state, brought to its knees by the previous administration's failed tax policies, diplomatically we don't fare much better, as Nyland is currently nothing more than a client state of Lanlania and Florinthus and our military is in the worst shape it has ever been. How could president Kohout lead Nyland in a fight against fascism, let alone towards regaining its rightful place as a political, economic and military superpower? What can he do, when our military straps water pistols to bicycles and calls that an armored brigade, while our navy doesn't have a single supercarrier?

The sad and harsh truth is that recent administrations, president Kohout's incluced, have been far more concerned with either furthering the insanity that is so-called social justice, or with lining the pockets of their corporate friends and sponsors. Kohout is right about one thing, though. We need to act. And we must start acting by cracking down on corporate tax evasion, drastically increasing the military budget and mounting a serious effort towards modernizing our armed forces."

The declaration has been received with mixed feelings, with some political analysts praising it as "a cold dose of truth", while critics have stated that the National-Communist leader's outburst is nothing more than "a populist attempt at increasing his party's standing with the citizenry".