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12-09-2016, 09:07 PM
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Gustav Haugen Unfolds Plans for Nationwide Movement
By Yakov Sverdlov
Published: 1580 something
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Nyköping - Gustav Haugen, the local politician from Nyvattendel, has revealed his plans for a nationwide political movement. Together with several anti-immigration and protest groups from the country's north-east, Haugen announced the formation of the so-called ''Golden Unity Party'', which he claims is ''neither Left nor Right''. Its sole objective is to ''Unify the People and liberate the Nation from Liberal Hegemony''. Critics have accused Haugen and his methods as far-right.
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Golden Unity
The party has been named ''Golden Unity'', in combination with a symbol of bundled arrows, reminiscent of a far-right style. Haugen denies however that his movement is Neo-Fascist. ''Journalists always seek some deeper, hidden meanings. I wanted a Red flag not because I'm a Socialist but because the UP already has a blue flag. And I wanted a golden bundle of arrows because thats literally 'Golden Unity'. That's it. The Liberal press will find hidden clues anyway. I don't care.''
The movement is backed by various groups. The ''Patriots'', a Nylander biker gang with nationalist sympathies has already declared its support for Haugen, but also the protest platform ''Nylander Frontier Movement'', which holds frequent rallies against mass immigration in Eastern Nyland, also declared its support for Haugen. What Haugen's allies share is a common rejection of the dominance of 'soft liberal politics' in Nyland, and the ''near total ineffectiveness'' of the Nylander politicians to serve the nation's interests and their ''complete neglect'' for the fate of the country.
''This country has been ruined by a decadent elite that cares nothing for the interests of this country. Nyland is nothing anymore on the international stage. Our unemployed have no hope while the bankers and the corporate finance mafia celebrate crisis after crisis. Liberal politicians and Socialists have turned the state into an indebted slave of the banks while handing out presents to their own voters: the immigrant hordes that have stormed our borders in search for an easy life. I tell you here now: Freedom is a struggle! Freedom must be earned. Freedom belongs to the hard-working Nylander people. Freedom belongs to us. Golden Unity is going to take it back. We will tear down the Liberal-Fascist regime in Nyland. They will have to murder me if they want to stop me!''
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Political program
Although the Golden Unity Party (GUP) was announced with a lot of noise and sense for theater, Gustav Haugen and his supporters had not bothered to prepare a political program for their movement.
''Why would we waste energy on writing down a political program that nobody reads, outlying policy plans that nobody cares about and which only the Lying Press is going to use as ammunition to undermine our goals? It's not that difficult what we want. We want that NCL woman removed from power. We want to knock the Liberals off their throne. We want to end the endemic corruption of the system. We want to end the Skathian Hordes from entering Nyland. We want to smash crime, hang pedophiles by their balls, clear the streets of drug addicts and homeless drunkards, we want to restore Nylander unity, restore Nyland's power, throw out the foreign agents that have dictated our foreign policies, and we are going to end the lies that overpaid journalists circulate every day to justify the degenerate state of this country. In short, we don't need a program. We want what every sane Nylander wants. Enough bullshit already. There's too much talk by the political elite. What have they achieved for this country? They have done nothing. Golden Unity is going to repair this country. If you want to discuss ideas, go to a philosophy class in university!''
Haugen also predicted to his audience that the media will condemn him as a far-right movement. ''Of course, and mark my words, the Lying Press will seek to frame me as far-right, or populist, and there will be a bandwagon of liberal intellectuals to brand me as a fascist. Don't listen to them. They get their salary from the Leftist intellectual customer who buys their shitty papers. You know me. You know what I stand for. Nothing but sane solutions to the insane problems of this country. Nothing more, nothing... Less. Don't let them divide and destroy our movement. This may be our last chance to save it. Unified, we can defeat them. Our Unity is our Strength!''
After these final statements, the crowd cheered for Gustav Haugen. There were two or three individuals who found it necessary to do Nazi salutes and start chanting ''Hail Haugen'', but Haugen's bodyguards quickly removed these Neo-Nazi's from the building. What to make of the Golden Unity Party, only time will tell.
Gustav Haugen Unfolds Plans for Nationwide Movement
By Yakov Sverdlov
Published: 1580 something
Nyköping - Gustav Haugen, the local politician from Nyvattendel, has revealed his plans for a nationwide political movement. Together with several anti-immigration and protest groups from the country's north-east, Haugen announced the formation of the so-called ''Golden Unity Party'', which he claims is ''neither Left nor Right''. Its sole objective is to ''Unify the People and liberate the Nation from Liberal Hegemony''. Critics have accused Haugen and his methods as far-right.
Golden Unity
The party has been named ''Golden Unity'', in combination with a symbol of bundled arrows, reminiscent of a far-right style. Haugen denies however that his movement is Neo-Fascist. ''Journalists always seek some deeper, hidden meanings. I wanted a Red flag not because I'm a Socialist but because the UP already has a blue flag. And I wanted a golden bundle of arrows because thats literally 'Golden Unity'. That's it. The Liberal press will find hidden clues anyway. I don't care.''
The movement is backed by various groups. The ''Patriots'', a Nylander biker gang with nationalist sympathies has already declared its support for Haugen, but also the protest platform ''Nylander Frontier Movement'', which holds frequent rallies against mass immigration in Eastern Nyland, also declared its support for Haugen. What Haugen's allies share is a common rejection of the dominance of 'soft liberal politics' in Nyland, and the ''near total ineffectiveness'' of the Nylander politicians to serve the nation's interests and their ''complete neglect'' for the fate of the country.
''This country has been ruined by a decadent elite that cares nothing for the interests of this country. Nyland is nothing anymore on the international stage. Our unemployed have no hope while the bankers and the corporate finance mafia celebrate crisis after crisis. Liberal politicians and Socialists have turned the state into an indebted slave of the banks while handing out presents to their own voters: the immigrant hordes that have stormed our borders in search for an easy life. I tell you here now: Freedom is a struggle! Freedom must be earned. Freedom belongs to the hard-working Nylander people. Freedom belongs to us. Golden Unity is going to take it back. We will tear down the Liberal-Fascist regime in Nyland. They will have to murder me if they want to stop me!''
Political program
Although the Golden Unity Party (GUP) was announced with a lot of noise and sense for theater, Gustav Haugen and his supporters had not bothered to prepare a political program for their movement.
''Why would we waste energy on writing down a political program that nobody reads, outlying policy plans that nobody cares about and which only the Lying Press is going to use as ammunition to undermine our goals? It's not that difficult what we want. We want that NCL woman removed from power. We want to knock the Liberals off their throne. We want to end the endemic corruption of the system. We want to end the Skathian Hordes from entering Nyland. We want to smash crime, hang pedophiles by their balls, clear the streets of drug addicts and homeless drunkards, we want to restore Nylander unity, restore Nyland's power, throw out the foreign agents that have dictated our foreign policies, and we are going to end the lies that overpaid journalists circulate every day to justify the degenerate state of this country. In short, we don't need a program. We want what every sane Nylander wants. Enough bullshit already. There's too much talk by the political elite. What have they achieved for this country? They have done nothing. Golden Unity is going to repair this country. If you want to discuss ideas, go to a philosophy class in university!''
Haugen also predicted to his audience that the media will condemn him as a far-right movement. ''Of course, and mark my words, the Lying Press will seek to frame me as far-right, or populist, and there will be a bandwagon of liberal intellectuals to brand me as a fascist. Don't listen to them. They get their salary from the Leftist intellectual customer who buys their shitty papers. You know me. You know what I stand for. Nothing but sane solutions to the insane problems of this country. Nothing more, nothing... Less. Don't let them divide and destroy our movement. This may be our last chance to save it. Unified, we can defeat them. Our Unity is our Strength!''
After these final statements, the crowd cheered for Gustav Haugen. There were two or three individuals who found it necessary to do Nazi salutes and start chanting ''Hail Haugen'', but Haugen's bodyguards quickly removed these Neo-Nazi's from the building. What to make of the Golden Unity Party, only time will tell.